Quirky Random Thoughts... May 31st 2017

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I would like my Tombstone to read, "He was too Cheap to buy extra lett

When I walk away it doesn't mean you win... it means I'm going to get backup.

Stop looking at your phone. No one texted you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Is "tired old cliche" one?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire

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