You know what gets my goat? June 7th 2019

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You know what gets my goat?
First of all, not hearing enough people saying that phrase anymore....
Next, I have never had a goat... which in itself a sad story .... poor pitiful me... but, back to me...
Who is getting these people's goats?
I heard a man say that saying and I know for dang sure, he did NOT have a goat in the first place... so when he asked me, "You know what gets my goat?"
I told him he didn't have a goat, never had a goat, needs to see a specialist because, you know what gets my goat? People asking me for professional assistance when I don't have the Cuckoo Training License ... Gets my goat.
I used to get all corrective when someone called a child 'a kid'... A 'kid' is a baby goat.... not a student, not a student/athlete, not a child... Kids are baby goats... My campaign to change the language and NOT call a child 'a kid' was a failure and one I try not to let it get my goat. Nowadays, I correct NO one... even if they are about to harm themselves... they would argue if corrected so let 'em be...
But, this phenomenon of getting goats... who gets them, where do they 'store' them... goats are trouble and eat glass ... goats are NOT the Greatest Of All Time ... they are the smelliest of all time.
Goats smell worse than the door of a toilet on a shrimp boat.
Well, at least not as bad as the toilet door of a goat boat.
If I had a goat, I'd make sure no one got it .... and if they someone managed to get my goat... I'd probably say, "Good riddance to bad rubbish"....

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