Food For Thought... Oldies ..June 23rd 2019

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The people who need firecracker safety tips aren't the people who read firecracker safety tips....

Always remember and don't ever forget...He who goes forth with a fifth on the Fourth MAY not go forth on the Fifth!

There are two secrets to success in Life. #1: Never tell everything you know.

I’ve come to the sad realization nobody will ever triumphantly pour Gatorade on me for any reason. There's just so much disappointment in my life.

I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese.

I find it highly suspicious that the three bears had the dexterity to buy furniture and make porridge in the first place, not to mention making up the bedding. And getting a charge card....all highly mysterious to me.

What I’m really looking for in a friend is loyalty. And a pool. Mainly just a pool.

It would be kind if some people performed random acts of silence.

I heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Did you? But, of course, I think I was the one who told you in fact....

So if I keep "my enemies closer", then my real friends get jealous and they become my enemies, thus I keep them closer and then my old enemies who were close get jealous, so then........it's a never ending cycle.