Some Funny Thoughts... maybe Funny as in "Quirky"....
I have learned that it is the weak who are cruel and that
kindness is to be expected only from the strong. I am glad to know many
strong friends.
No lie. I met someone today and he said his occupation was
"part time DJ"...
But, now.... really.... aren't all of us part time DJ's?
When I drive, I really just scan playlists for about 11 seconds
each song... then I arrive at destination
Sort of a traveling Disc Jockey
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble
a football.
Yeah I used to be a people person but then people went and messed
that all up.
I want to be a comedian so bad but I am afraid they will all laugh
at me!
Just because someone talks a lot doesn't mean they say anything.
I'm old but I'm not
stand-out-in-front-of-the-church-and-greet-people-as-they-come-in old.
Three things: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they
go back to? Next, what is difference between a slim chance and a fat chance?
And, those who on a dirty car write "Wash ME" are the same
people who think 'pull my finger' is the funniest joke ever. OK, l that
out of my system---now to physical therapy--I am learning to walk....without
screaming of pain. New kind of deal for me.
Today was a good day. I didn't have to slap anybody.
If you are ever skydiving, and your parachute fails, and your
friends are all watching youu fall, I think a good gag would be to pretend
you're swimming.
Some people are wise, Some are just other wise.
Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God. I
will strengthen you, yes, I will help you, I will uphold you with My righteous
right hand. Isaiah 41:10, NKJV
A good deed shines brightly in a weary world...
When I bang my 'bad' ankle against something, it is as if I
pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know. Nouns, verbs,
adverbs, adjectives....all creatively replayed....then get the Icy Hot and
elevate. Today is an Icy Hot/Elevation day. No more cursing....Promise.
Honk if you love a peaceful and quiet drive.
The only thing we all truly have in common is that no one knows
what is going to happen next.
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and
while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a
truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns,
then I'm just majestic
I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped
expecting me to do stuff.
The equation for Lady Gaga's Bad Romance :(RAH)^2
(AH)^3 + RO(MA +(MA)^2) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2
Gently placing your finger on someone's lips and saying
"Shh, not another word" is super romantic... but cops don't seem to
think so
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word
for word what you shouldn't have said.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. In fact, just
leave me alone.
The silliest a person ever appears is right after they walk into a
spider's web. Think about it. All that waving and jumping around.
Just saw someone do that and thought they were having a fit.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not
you!
Comments
Post a Comment