I like ... First in a Long Series...
I like people who overlook my misspellings. The way I figure it, I’m a full-grown 59
11/12ths year old man and if I can get past Auto Correct, then let my spelling
be. (See what I did there… let me
spelling BEE!)
I like people who laugh at corny jokes.
I like French Vanilla coffee but not French Roast.
I like that someone called me a “Champion of Life”… and that
kind of made me happy beyond belief.
I like when Facebook friends reply, “Awww”. I like underdogs. I like the cold side of the pillow and the
first day smell when you turn the heat on…
I like people who say, “You’re a peach”… and others who use
the term, “Ringed-tailed tooter” and “Wampus Cat”…
I like people who praise what they love and don’t whine
about what they hate.
I don’t know the difference between “preserves”, “jam” or
“jelly”… but I’m glad there are people who do know the difference.
I like the concept of “Faux” but do not like its
spelling. I was taught phonetics and
this word in my mind’s eye can be a dirty word.
I like my mind’s eye.
I see moments of my life in my mind’s eye. I like that.
A lot.
I like to embellish and do so about a million times a day.
I think I like Himalayan Salt; but will let you know. It’s the new “Sea Salt”… remember when we
were told salt was bad for us… seems that is only Table Salt which sure got a
bum deal being named…
I like to do things ‘on a lark’; a ‘whim’; ‘spur of the
moment’… always more fun than pre-planned activities.
I like to be called, “A handful”, “A piece of work”, “An odd
duck”… or best, “A good egg.”
I like when people whisper tough words… like ‘divorce’,
‘cancer’, ‘diarrhea’…
I like the attitude, ‘what’s done is done’. I dislike anyone who has ever used the term,
“toxic people”. People are not
toxic. Some are skunk-like and just best
to avoid… but calling someone, ‘toxic’ is one of the lowest of all lows.
I don’t understand why Mathematics is plural but when we
shorten the word it is singular;
Math. Shouldn’t it be, “Maths”…
I’m good at Mathematics. I’m good at
Maths.
I sometimes get myself into a pickle. And I am yappy.
I’m the kind of person people write anonymous hate mail, or
create hate mail and sign my name, or even go so far as to create fake email
addresses using my name, and then actually spend their time making me look
bad. What a waste of time. I can make myself look bad enough without all
these fake message skunk-like people.
You never look good making someone else look bad.
I like ‘breaking news’ but it seems every newscast is
‘breaking news’… to me, breaking news is when the networks break into regular
scheduled program. But if the newscast
is scheduled to begin at 5:30 p.m., and the newscaster says, “Right now, we
have breaking news”. No, you don’t. You have regularly scheduled news… unless, at
times, breaking news does really break into newscasts.
Regardless, ‘breaking news’ is over used.
I like people who know I’m going to Heaven. I just cannot like a person who thinks I’m
going to Hell. They are skunk-like and
that is not ‘breaking news’.
I like people who say, “Deep Freeze”, as in, “Because of
that time Blue Bell Ice Cream was unavailable, I keep two cartons in my Deep
Freeze all the time now.”
I like when someone says, “Oh, he/she is nothin’ to write
home about…” That is the worst anyone should be allowed to say about someone
else. They are not toxic, they are just people who are ‘nothin to write home
about.
Writing home… now that is for another time, another rant,
rave, and/or rose.
Another one… So, I like people who use the word 'directly' to mean a period
of time...for example... "When are you going to fix that?"...
"Some time here directly."
I like people who, when they use the words 'kind of' comes out
as 'kindly'... for example.... "He is kind of a nut"... sounds more
like, "He is kindly a nut." (you have to say aloud/out loud)
I like Rachel McAdams, the actress and the movie, "Bottle
Rocket"--although she is not in that one... I like to wear shirt tucked in
jeans with no belt and wish it was in style but, ... meh ... don't care what's
in style so much anymore.
I like the man Denzel Washington and the actor Denzel
Washington--ever since "St. Elsewhere" which was a brilliant TV
series in which Denzel WAS in.
I like movies from the 1930's; Joel McRae in "The More the
Merrier" although it was made in the 1940's. I like clothes so I have a
lot and I don't care a flying flip who thinks that is weird. I'm rubber..
you're glue; what bounces off ME sticks to you ....
I like settling issues in an adult manner.
I like to vote for the candidates who make the LEAST amount of
robo calls and junk mail. I like when you ask to be removed from a call list...
and the entity REALLY does remove me and stops calling. I like that we have a
"Do Not Call' List and wish it were 'paid attention to'. I'd vote for any
candidate who just ran on the '
Do Not Call List' pay more attention to it campaign....
Do Not Call List' pay more attention to it campaign....
I like that instant when you can skip the commercial... the
countdown is a funny thing we didn't have before.
I like Valerie Perrine and Ann-Margaret and Cher and Cloris Leachman
and Valerie Harper and Carol Burnett (I won a 1972 district championship in
Ready Writing with the subject: 'My Favorite TV Show is ... The Carol Burnett
Show'")...I like Sissy Spacek but to be fair, I admit she hasn't done any
real acting in awhile; I like the movie "In The Bedroom" and, no,
it's not a porno. I like that girl who won an Academy Award for "My Uncle
Vinnie" .. .she was nominated for being "In The Bedroom" but did
not win. Probably because, like me, people forgot her name. (Marisa Tomei)
I like 'Smores Pop Tarts and cold, cold "sweet" milk.
But, I have never had a real 'Smores and never will --- burns the roof of your
mouth, right? I like people who say "sweet milk" as opposed to
"buttermilk"--they have to distinguish in some manner.
I like Jeff Bridges and don't think he has ever been in a bad
movie; same with Dennis Quaid--especially this latest one, "I Can Only
Imagine"; but I don't like that other Bridges actor and no longer like
Randy Quaid. What is that other Bridges actor?
I like the word 'lit' as in 'we went to the Ice House and got so
lit'... I liked it better when I was 20 but think it's back in circulation. And
young people think they invented it.
I like words like 'watershed', "freak out", boogers
(instead of cuss words, that is my 'go to' word), "pester"--as in,
"stop pestering your little brother/sister". I like to teach young
children who are going wild in stores
the filthiest word you can think of and
tell them to go tell their parents. Parents should not let children go wild in
stores.
I like Star Trek but only with people who pronounce it
"Star Track". Oh, truth be told? I hate Star Trek except the episode
on Black Mirror... have you seen that? On Netflix--with the Mathlete from
Friday Night Lights.
I like travel but now am too poor to go anywhere. I like days
when the ankle/leg pain is tolerable--and people who would describe that as
'fair to Midland'.. is it 'fair to middlin'? I always say,
"Midland"--you know there is a Goddard Middle School there? It has a rocket
in the front.
I like a lot of people. And I like people who write it as
"alot" of people with "a" and "lot" all one word.
I like people who say "EXpeshially" for especially and despise people
who correct them in public.
I like the practice of
praising in public and criticizing in private--or, well, not at all. I like
that you stayed with this long, chatty post until the very end. I'll thank
you... here directly..
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